Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
I just want you to listen...
I have been trying to think of some commentary to add to this clip, but I just don't think I can do better than the video's description from YouTube:
HT: 22 Words
"Don't try to fix it. I just need you to listen." Every man has heard these words. And they are the law of the land. No matter what.
I will say that I am almost positive that I have had this exact conversation, except without the nail.
HT: 22 Words
Good Perspective
I apologize in advance to any managers who may read this. If you are an engineer, then, "you're welcome."
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.
"I am" replies the man. "How did you know."
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says "you must be in management."
"I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."Randomly found this while looking at a site called pen.io.
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Are you ready to have a discussion with a Geometry teacher?
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I am posting this because I thought it was funny. Being both a preacher and a teacher, I don't agree with the statement that says lectures and sermons are a waste of time.
The picture is from 22 words.
The excuses are getting better!
While collecting homework, one of my students actually handed me this piece of paper.
(Enjoyable kid. Really enjoyable!)
(Enjoyable kid. Really enjoyable!)
A great thing about being a dad...
Really enjoyed this commercial. Let me know if you like it, and if you've tried something like this on your kids.
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The Hymn of the Legalist
I just saw these lyrics posted on The Blazing Center. It was written by Stephen Altrogee, with a little humor I assume...
I am thinking about starting a support group for recovering legalists. We will call ourselves LA (Legalists Anonymous). We will meet at a different time each week, and you are never allowed to show up early.
Jesus Paid It SomeIf you are a true legalist, you just sang that. There is no way you were merely reading it.
I hear the Savior say,
“You’re not doing enough;
Work your fingers to the bone,
I will save those who are tough.”
Jesus paid it some
I will do the rest
Sin had left a crimson stain
Now I will give my best
For now indeed I’ll try
To earn your love and grace
I’ll add the works I have
To complete the price you paid.
REFRAIN
And when before the throne
I’ll give my deeds to you,
I’ll hope I’ve done enough
To make you let me through.
REFRAIN (3x just to be sure)
I am thinking about starting a support group for recovering legalists. We will call ourselves LA (Legalists Anonymous). We will meet at a different time each week, and you are never allowed to show up early.
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