Alright, today I noticed a new I'm all alone behavior: I talk to nobody... out-loud!
That's right. I have caught myself talking out-loud to nobody. There I am, having a one-sided conversation with... the air. And it is one-sided. I am not actually answering myself, but I do occasionally answer nobody.
It sounds something like this:
me: I wonder what I should watch tonight
nobody:
me: Yeah, that is what I was thinking, but I don't know if I want to stay up that late, I mean...
nobody:
me: I know, I know, but I never get to bed early! I don't care how lame it sounds.
nobody:
me: Sure, I guess I could watch that tomorrow, but what about...
nobody:
me: That would work.
nobody:
me: I'm hungry too, what should we have?
and so on...
"Roses are red;
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I!"
Don't talk about Nobody like that!
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WILSON! Wilson!! I'm sorry Wilson......
ReplyDeleteYou just need a friendly soccer ball
There was about three seconds there when I was thinking... "who is Wilson?"
ReplyDeleteBut then it all came back to me!
Very funny! :)