umm... tagged?

Jim tagged me. (I will have to get him back somehow...)

I haven't participated in a meme since the friday five and blogger idol, but since I have been involuntarily tagged, then I guess that I will participate.

The idea behind this one is that, when tagged, you choose 5 occupations (or more) from the list below and complete the sentence with it describing what you would do as a member of that profession. If you have more occupations to add, you add them at the bottom following the "If I could be..." format.

After your done, you get to go and tag 3 other people. Add a trackback to the one that tagged you as well as a trackback to Ogre's origional post.

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a service member...
If I could be a photographer...
If I could be a philanthropist...
If I could be a rap artist...
If I could be a child actor...
If I could be a secret agent...
If I could be a comedian/comedienne...
If I could be a priest...
If I could be a radio announcer...
If I could be a phlebotomist...
If I could be a pet store owner...
If I could be a computer programmer...
If I could be a police officer...

And now for my choices...
If I could be a pirate, I could say, "argh!" and not have to feel odd about it.
If I could be a writer, I could start a blog that people would actually go to daily and read and be interested, and leave 100 comments a day!
If I could be a computer programmer, I would work for Google. Cause, they da coolest!
If I could be a police officer, I would always try to be there when you wanted me around. You know how it goes. Haven't you ever said, "where's a police officer when you need him?!?"
If I could be a llama rider, I would most defintely ride llamas.

Now it's MY turn to tag. Let's tag some of my students...
Amanda @ Amanda's Annotations.
Emily @ Audience of One.
Stephanie @ Random Jokes.