For my boys...
Three boys were bragging about the perks of their fathers’ professions.
First boy says, “My dad’s a professor. I’m gonna be college-educated for nothing.”
Second boy says, “Whatever, dude. My dad’s a doctor. I’m gonna be healthy for nothing.”
Last boy looks at them both, and says, “Yeah? Well, my dad’s a pastor. I’m gonna be good for nothing.
[HT: Abraham Piper (John Piper's Son)]